Posts tagged "My elementary school boyfriend who was gay."

I don’t normally get too many friend requests on Facebook outside my realm of, uh, knowing them.

But just now I got a guy who I vaguely remember from elementary and middle school friend me just now. We probably were cool with each other in the 3rd grade, bridging the gender gap, maybe playing out on the playground during recess despite him having cooties, ya know. Then, BAM, he obviously just signed up for an account (30 friends?) and adds me.

At least it wasn’t my 5th grade boyfriend who gave me a fake diamond ring and necklace on the playground when he asked me to be his girlfriend. Things haven’t changed much because I remember telling him things were moving way too fast (and what kind of girl did he think I was?!) and we were too young to rush into such things. I promise you that happened when I was ten years old.

Actually, I friended him

And now he’s gay.